Angel of Death in the Shul
One Saturday morning, the Angel of Death appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front synagogue door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.
Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. The Angel of Death walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
The Angel of Death asked, "Aren't you going to run?"
"Nope" replied the man.
Perturbed, the Angel asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
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