Saturday, December 13, 2008

New Weapon

The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the building
standing... It's called the stock market!

What's the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las Vegas and
an investment banker? … A tie!

President Bush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was his favorite
candy bar.

The rescue bill was about 450 pages. Bush's copy is thicker... they had to include pictures.

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